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Stinger

Weird Roommates? Mine Tops All Of Yours.

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My roommate is 21. He transferred from some college, and is a junior. Basically everyone in the dorm is a freshman. He is very Catholic, very republican, etc.

This guy doesn't believe in drinking.

- okay whatever that's fine not everyone drinks

He won't buy anyone alcohol because he feels he would be responsible for me because he talked to my parents when they visited.

- okay whatever we can get it from other people.

He has managed to get himself this creeper reputation within a couple of weeks.

Ex:

"Stinger _____ is your roommate? Holy s**t I feel so bad for you!"

-Pretty much hear this s**t every other day.

Kid goes after freshman girls.

- okay whatever everyone wants p**n.

Every freshman girl I've talked to and knows my roommate tells me the kid is a creep.

Last weekend I'm chilling in a friends room which is across from the door to go to the stairs. My roommate comes down the hallway and see's me and starts following us around for hours. Kid won't take hints when we don't laugh at his jokes.

My school is also a dry campus because of some small r**e incident. When he see's a half gallon in the room this kid just starts giggling and his eyes widen like he's seeing the worst thing in the world.

He follows us into another room, we're just chilling listening to music. Girl asks us for a bandaid, my roommate goes I've got one come to my room. He comes back, and I ask him if he got the p**n jokingly, he goes: "No, but I scored some points." The girl's friend just tells my roommate off:

"HOW DID YOU SCORE POINTS, YOU ONLY GAVE HER A BANDAID, AND SHE ONLY GOES FOR ATTRACTIVE GUYS, KID."

Funniest s**t ever.

He ends up leaving after a while, and I go back to the room at like 3am, and he's still up sitting on facebook. I'm just sort of drunk at this point, nothing too bad. I roll into my bed, and start telling this kid about how everyone thinks he's a creep and he should stop following me around everywhere, told him we're not friends, and we're only roommates. Apparently he's told people that we partied together and we're best friends. He goes, "well we're gonna be good friends sooner or later." I tell him no, we will never be friends your just some guy im rooming with. His response:

"You're just drunk we'll talk later."

I literally don't know why I would get this f*****g roommate out of all people.

Another day 2 girls knocked on my door asking for my roommate to take a picture of her and him down from facebook because she didn't want people to think that they went to homecomming together. His response "Why wouldn't you want it up, it won't hurt you, you'll be cooler."

This kid literally thinks hes the coolest, best looking guy on campus.

Here's a picture of him:

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I don't know what you want me to say.

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why would u conceal urself as this guy u f***t we all know ur actually him

ur text game is evidence ur the creeper fagoet

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you jelly of him?

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I don't know what you want me to say.

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prolly wanna play it safe for when he shoots up the place.

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I don't know what you want me to say.

comfort me please.

prolly wanna play it safe for when he shoots up the place.

yeah thats what I was thinking

this kid has to have some sort of social disorder.

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so change your room, you can leave him for someone else in another room, can't you?

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So out of all the girls you talked about, you decided to post a picture of the 1 creepy guy?

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what the fuc thats me!

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stinger is your real name??

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rip

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ITT: stingers roomate is acutally stinger

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stinger is your real name??

yeah its stinger sting

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You better pray plan B happens soon eh?

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Be upfront while sober bro. If that doesn't work sabotage him.

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but seriously be nice to him he might help you in the future

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my roommate is super chill he stocks the fridge for free and we play league together lol

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Be upfront while sober bro. If that doesn't work sabotage him.

i did many times, kid doesn't get it

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My old roommate managed to drop out twice in one year. Each time he dropped out the rest of the semester made my life that much better.

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prolly wanna play it safe for when he shoots up the place.

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prolly wanna play it safe for when he shoots up the place.

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the words 'lil virg' might be a good description

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You should pretend o be really fabulous with him for luls

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you could out weird him and scare him off

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